McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Miraculously Works At 2am After $100 From John Cena

There have been numerous reports of people hearing a McDonald’s employee say that the ice cream machine is down. Some have speculated that this is not the case, and the employee does not wish to make it.

While appearing on SportBible’s Snack Wars, Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes recalls a time when John Cena was desperate for a McFlurry and paid to get one, despite the fact that it seemed impossible.

“People hating on the Golden Arches, I won’t stand for it. I won’t. McDonald’s is there late at night. One time, John Cena, me, and John, 2 AM, McDonald’s. They always hit you with the same thing, ‘Hey, ice cream machine is down. We can’t make the McFlurry.’ ‘Really? You can’t make the McFlurry? What if I give you $100 bill.’ This is John, in the moment, they turned that thing on. McFlurry was right there for him.”

Rhodes will face World Heavyweight Champion GUNTHER for the Crown Jewel Title at Saturday’s PLE. Cena will begin his WWE retirement tour next year.