Mariah May defeated “Timeless” Toni Storm at AEW All In to become the new Women’s World Champion. May took part in the All In post-show media scrum immediately following the show to talk about a number of topics, including how Storm’s career is dead.
May said, “Toni Storm’s career is dead. Today, August 25th, 2024 at 6:48 PM, Toni Storm’s career passed away in the middle of Wembley Stadium in a pile of blood, spit, and embarrassment. She died of natural causes, because I am naturally better than her in every way. She is survived by her bumbling, bored butler, Ben Mankiewicz, and anyone who cares about old movies because they cannot deal with their own pathetic realities.”
“There will be no funeral service. A donation can be made in her name at shopaew.com/MariahMay. Toni, thanks for everything you stupid, washed-up twat. May you rest in peace, and rot in hell.”
On her win:
“In other news, a star was born today. Her name is The Glamour Mariah May. She is your AEW Women’s World Champion, and at the tender age of 26, she has the wrestling world by the balls. AEW is officially all about Mariah.”
You can check out May’s comments in the video below.
(H/T to 411Mania.com for transcribing the above quotes)
