GCW Holy Smokes Results – March 4, 2023
Fatal 6 Way Match
Jimmy Lloyd vs. Shane Mercer vs. Carlos Romo vs. Alec Price vs. Grim Reaper vs. Gringo Loco
They all attacked Grim Reefer, which allowed Gringo Loco to take control of the match. Reefer returned and broke up Loco’s offense, only to be attacked from behind by Reefer. Alec Price put a Fosbury flop to the outside and Loco hit a springboard moonsault on Carlos Romo, followed by a dive to the outside, taking everyone out.
Reefer returned to the ring and started smoking a joint. Romo pretended to smoke it, only to hand it back to Reefer, who hit a dive to the outside. Everyone was able to showcase their high flying offence, with Gringo Loco hitting a top rope spinning powerbomb for the victory.
Winner: Gringo Loco (7:15)
Rate: 6
JCW Title Match
Jordan Oliver (c) vs. Alex Coughlin
Jordan Oliver & Alex Coughlin shook hands before they started with some chain wrestling. Coughlin used his strength to block the Clout Cutter, which caught Oliver off guard. Coughlin took control of the match and wrestled Oliver to the ground. Oliver briefly fired up but Coughlin again used his strength to block Oliver’s offense.
They reset with a test of strength, which Coughlin won, and he started to fire up, but it was Jordan who used his quickness to shoot Coughlin. Coughlin responded quickly with a heavy chop, but Oliver took him off his feet and sent him to the floor, laying him out with a dive.
Coughlin deadlifted Oliver and hit him with a side suplex for a near fall. Coughlin transitioned into a submission, where he continued to wear down Oliver. They exchanged chops and forearms in the center of the ring. Coughlin shot Oliver into the ropes but was caught with a flying side suplex followed by a big boot for a very close near fall. Oliver laid into Coughlin with some stiff strikes and chops and ran Coughlin chest first into the turnbuckle.
Oliver fired up but was caught with a Black Hole Slam followed by a chop in the corner before he leveled him with a lariat but Oliver again kicked out. They traded chops again, and Oliver eggs Coughlin as they started trading brutal chops and strikes. They traded near falls, and Coughlin used his leg strength to block a Boston Crab. Oliver fired up, and hits him with a superkick, followed by a powerbomb into a Boston Crab for the victory.
Winner By Submission Still JCW Champion: Jordan Oliver (18:11) (STILL CHAMPION!!!!)
Rate: 7
Blake Christian vs. Akira
Akira ambushed Blake Christian from behind with a big boot, taking him down and focusing on Christian’s shoulder. Christian escaped to the outside, where Akira followed with a dive and clubbing blows to the head. Akira continued to dominate Christian, eventually throwing him back into the ring and stretching him out.
However, Christian retaliated by attacking Akira’s eyes and gaining control with some power moves. He retrieved a chair and door from under the ring, set up a door bridge in the corner, and egged on the crowd. Akira rallied and attempted to put Christian through the door, but Christian countered with a top rope DDT through the door. Finally, Christian finished off Akira with a curb stomp onto a steel chair for the win.
Winner: Blake Christian (9:03)
Rate: 6
Extreme Title Match
Joey Janela (c) vs. Veny
Joey Janela & Veny started this match off with some wrist locks but Janela got Veny to the ropes and broke the hold. After a couple of spots Veny hits Janela with a Satellite DDT followed by a standing shooting star press. Janela then cut off Veny’s offense and threw her into the 2nd row with a powerslam. He leveled her with a big boot and a series of suplexes in the ring. Janela climbs to the top rope but Veny cut him off with a rana that sent him to the apron.
She hit him with a couple of forearms before taking him out with a moonsault and a missile dropkick for a very close near fall. They exchanged open hand slaps and forearm strikes. Janela went for a rolling elbow but Veny blocked it and still plants her with a Death Valley Driver for a near fall.
Veny went for a moonsault but Janela caught her with a piledriver for another close near fall. Janela set up a door bridge but Veny attacked him from behind and sent him through the door with a moonsault double knee.
The door didn’t break so Janela broke it with his own body. Veny kicked out of a Package Piledriver but Janela caught her with a superplex brainbuster for the victory.
Winner & Still Extreme Champion: Joey Janela (16:33) (STILL CHAMPION!!!)
Rate: 7
Effy vs. Slade
The match started off with a brawl and Effy gained the upper hand with a big boot and back suplex. He tried a dive but Slade halted him with a forearm. After a close near fall from a blockbuster, Slade chokes Effy but Effy escaped and landed a DDT from the apron, followed by a dice. Slade sent Effy into the 2nd row of chairs and they continued to fight on the floor.
Slade brought a chair into the ring, and they dueled with Effy emerging victorious. However, Effy stays down and Slade beat him with the chair before chokeslams him onto two chairs. Effy recovered and hits Slade with a spear and a Curb Stomp but Slade still kicks out. Effy then hit the Sack Ryder for the win.
Winner: Effy (9:19)
Rate: 5
After the match Charles Mason appeared, and Parrow attacks Effy from behind, leaving him incapacitated. Billy Dixon came to the rescue taking out Slade & Parrow. Mason cut a promo on Dixon about his sick mother.
GCW Tag Team Titles Match
Los Mazisos (Ciclope & Miedo Extremo) (c) vs. The SAT (Joel Maximo & Jose Maximo)
The SAT attacked Los Mazisos before the bell, hitting a 1 man Spanish Fly for a quick pinfall. Miedo Extremo dove to the floor, and Ciclope did the same, taking out The SAT. They continued brawling through the crowd with Los Mazisos gaining the advantage as they brought the fight back into the ring. The SAT took control of the match, slowing down the pace with various tag team maneuvers and submissions, but were only able to score a close near fall.
Extremo fired up and made the hot tag to Ciclope who hit a double northern lights suplex on The SAT for a near fall. The SAT hits Washing Machine on Ciclope but Extremo made the save. Both teams faced off in the center of the ring and traded strikes. Los Mazisos retrieved doors and chairs from the floor and set up a door bridge in the corner.
Extremo threw Joel to the floor and they set up Jose on the top, sending him through the door with a doomsday device. Los Mazisos then hits Spanish Fly for the victory.
Winners & Still GCW Tag Team Champions: Los Mazisos (12:49) (STILL CHAMPIONS!!!!)
Rate: 6
El Hijo Del Vikingo vs. Alex Zayne
El Hijo Del Vikingo briefly locked Alex Zayne in a Front Chancery but Zayne was able to escape the hold and lock in a wrist lock of his own. Vikingo took control of the match with his beautiful leaping arm drag into a tope but Zayne caught him in mid air. Vikingo hit a sky twister which took Zayne out again, Vikingo tried to bring Zayne back into the ring but Zayne reversed it and hit him with a rana followed by a suplex on the apron.
Zayne sent Vikingo flying into the 2nd row which gave Zayne the time to set up a double door bridge on the floor. Vikingo plants Zayne with a poisonrana followed by a knee strike that took both exhausted men down. Vikingo went for a rana on the apron but was caught by Zayne who tossed him on the apron with a powerbomb.
Vikingo recovered and hit a step up 630 from the ring through the doors, Vikingo rolls Zayne back into the ring but Zayne kicked out at 2. Vikingo hit a Death Valley Driver in the corner followed by a running knee followed by a 630 Splash for the victory.
Winner: El Hijo Del Vikingo (23:03)
Rate: 9 (Recommend)
Ultraviolent Title Match
Rina Yamashita (c) vs. Kasey Kirk
Rina Yamashita flips Kasey Kirk off to start the match off as Yamashita is backing Kirk into the corner with a pane of glass. Yamashita was able to get out of Kasey’s submission attempts as they reached a stalemate. They both broke a tube over each other’s heads, which only fired Yamashita up even more. She took a bump on some tubes and fed Kirk to do the same.
Yamashita busted a couple of tubes over Kirk’s head and started to carve her up. Rina tied Kirk up and Curb Stomps her in the broken glass. Yamashita connected with a fist to Kasey’s face and attempted to put the pane of glass but Kirk reversed it and spread Rina through the pane. Kirk broke a couple of tubes over Rina’s head followed by a gusset plate to her forehead and shoulder.
Yamashita slams Kirk on the floor but Kirk was able to turn the tables and hit Yamashita with a DDT. Kirk climbs to the top rope and sent Yamashita crashing through the barbed wire door with a suplex. Yamashita went for Splash Mountain but Kirk blocked it with a bundle of tubes, only to be dropped on her head.
They traded shots in the center of the ring, and Yamashita got the best of Kirk, who hit her over the head with a chair. Yamashita invited Kirk to do the same, but it didn’t have the same effect. Kirk took an chair shot to the head but still kicked out at 1. Kirk set up a bunch of chairs in the center of the ring and hits Yamashita with the Psycho Driver for a 2 & a half.
Yamashita kicks out of a powerbomb and hit Kirk with a straight jacket German suplex. Yamashita placed a bundle on Kirk’s back and came off the top rope with a big splash, but again Kirk somehow kicks out before she drills her to the mat with Splash Mountain scores the victory.
Winner & Still Ultraviolent Champion: Rina Yamashita (18:55) (STILL CHAMPION!!!) (Recommend)
Maki Itoh vs. LuFisto
Maki Itoh asked where her f*cking gang was at but was quickly jumped from behind by LuFisto. Itoh went for a headbutt but LuFisto moved out of the way and started to beat down Itoh. LuFisto began to stretch Ito and connected with a running hip attack followed by a boot scrape. Itoh turned the tables and hit 2 consecutive headbutts, but LuFisto kicks out. They traded offense back & forth for a while. Maki hit LuFisto with an inverted facebuster followed by a leaping DDT for the victory.
Winner: Maki Itoh (10:44)
Rate: 5
After the match GCW World Champion Nick Gage came to the ring and cut a promo putting over the fans, he let Itoh do the MDK call and response which everyone lost their minds for.
Death Match
Drew Parker vs. John Wayne Murdoch
Match starts off with a Greco Roman knuckle lock which Drew Parker was able to fight out off and dumps John Wayne Murdoch on a pile of gusset plates. He then proceeded to hammer them into his shoulders & head. Murdoch bailed to the floor, but he wasn’t able to save himself as Parker grabs the darts and threw them into Murdoch’s back. Back in the ring, Murdoch broke a tube over Parker’s head and started to carve away at his forehead and back.
Murdoch sends Parker crashing through a mini pane of glass that only resulted in a two count. Parker connected with a Russian leg sweep that sent both men crashing through a bundle of tubes. Murdoch grabbed a broken end and drags it across Parker’s chest. Parker responded by sending Murdoch through a pane of glass with a Death Valley Driver. Murdoch countered with a short drop piledriver through a pane of glass.
They fought on the apron, and Murdoch connected with a Deep South Destroyer from the apron through a pair of doors. Parker set up a glass bridge on the floor and placed Murdoch underneath it. He then sent him crashing through it with a Swanton Bomb. Murdoch kicks out at 1 and they went face 2 face before trading forearm strikes in the center of the ring. Parker hits Murdoch with Assault Driver, set a bundle of tubes up on his chest, and hit another Swanton, but Murdoch again kicks out.
Parker connected with a tube assisted knee strike and climbed to the top of the ladder but he missed with a Swanton. Murdoch hits him with 2 consecutive brainbusters, but Parker was still able to kick out. Murdoch placed a bunch of tubes in the center of the ring and hit Parker with the Deep South destroyer for a two-count then he rolls into a Koji Clutch for the victory.
Winner By Submission: John Wayne Murdoch (14:50)
Rate: 7
