E-Fed Testing Ground!

[Tapout]

Not sure if I can do this, but what the hell. This is a thread for people to test out a new star they just got to see what they can do, or for somebody to improve their character, with out having to do it in a match. Or if you are thinking of picking up a guy, but not sure, test here first I will post in here later a test TT for Shawn Michaels. This could be for a character in UCW, CWA, IWA, or another E-fed around the block. Have fun!

BEHOLD THE EDIT!

Okay, so somehow me and Rated Reality thought of the same thread, at the same time, and we made them, at the same time, Mods, I don't know what you guys want to do. Merge the two?

[RatedReality]

Ok, I made this E-Fed Testing Ground for a reason. To Trash Talk as your new character or work on your improvements. I've just recently picked up Kofi Kingston in CWA and I will be using this thread to improve my Kofi.

UCW & CWA people may post here if they feel either wanting to TT for fun or improvement.

I will post as Kofi soon, I would like to see people TT as well. This is an open thread and has no impact on either shows.

[RatedReality]

I just made the similar thread.

Someone merge it, funny how we had the same idea haha.

I will get a post up as Kofi soon.

[RatedReality]

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S.O.S plays throughout the PA System as Kofi Kingston walks out to the entrance ramp. Kofi then stops as he looks to the crowd as they begin to cheer. Kofi then claps his hands as pyrotechnics blasts off. Kofi then walks down the entrance ramp high-fiving people as he makes his way to the ring. Kofi then walks up the steel steps before going on the top rope as he claps his hands. Kofi then grabs a microphone as he begins to speak.




Kofi Kingston: At last, I am here in the mighty land of CWA. It has been a great honor for me to come back into a wrestling ring. You people are looking at the former WWE United States Champion, now before yah all wonder why my accent has changed. I am Ghanian, I ain't no Jamaican, I was only paying tribute to the Jamaican people. You see, I lived most of my life in Jamaica but I was really born in Ghana, I am still your sensation guys and girls so don't get too upset. Now I respect the wrestling business alot and you fans have always been here to support me and I like that, this is what makes me want to wrestle more and more. When I was United States Champion, you people continued to cheer for me and even when I lost, you all still had faith in me. Now that I am here in CWA, I am going to do my best to regain my strength and become the first African Champion in history, yes I was already United States Champion but everybody thought I was a Jamaican. I gotta lot of respect for people here so I hope I can get respect back y'all but first I gotta get myself a title to become the first African Champion and I am going to do that because I am the sensation, Kofi Kingston!



OOC: My first post as Kofi ever.

[soccerboy01]

The crowd is cheering for Kofi when a fmailar song starts playing throughout the arena.

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Christian comes out to a huge pop from the crowd. He poses on the stage as his pyros go off. He walks down the ramp high-fiving fans and having a great time. He gets into the ring and goes over to the turnbuckle and poses there. As he gets down a CWA worker brings them a microphone.

Captain Charisma
Whats up my peepulation. I know that I have let you guys down here in CWA but let’s put that aside for now because we have breaking news. Everyone stop the press the truth has finally gotten out Kofi Kingston is not Jamaican he is Ghanaian and he is here in CWA to spill the beans. Well first let my start off by introducing me. Hey Kofi my name is Captain Charisma and I’m from Canada and that’s the true and all these people in the arena are my peeps. I always thought you were from Africa and I don’t mean that in a bad way. In fact I had a bet with a peep backstage and now I’m up 100 bucks. But back to this, what prompted you to come here to CWA and tell us the truth, I mean why didn’t you say anything in WWE. I bet all the people in Ghana are mad at you for saying you were from another country. I mean I would never do that to my fellow Canadians, you see I’m proud to be Canadian I don’t what Americans think about Canadians. Anyway Kofi welcome to CWA and say hello to my peeps!!!!!

OOC: I think I'm losing it as Christian.

[thejkdog]

Suddenly the lights in the arena cut off and the fake Kofi Kingston looks shocked. The nWo logo flashes up on the titantron.

Suddenly the nWo theme kicks in.

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The real Kofi Kingston walks onto the stage. He looks furious as he glares down towards the ring. Kofi busts out his thunderclap

Kofi storms down to the ring and rolls in. He looks furious as he is handed a mic.

Kofi Kingston: Who tha hell do you think you are?

The crowd boos as Kofi Kingston gets into Kofi Kingstons face.

You come out here and promote...CWA. What tha hell does that stand for man? Cock Wanks Allowed? Tha UCW is where the party is and do you wanna know why?

The crowd scream no as the fake Kofi shakes his head.

Because I am a proud member of tha UCW and i am indeed tha cornetstone of that company and i put it on tha map. CWA does not even register with tha UCW and if tha two companies ever came t’blows, then only one company would stand tall and tha man who would hold his hands aloft highest would be me, Kofi Kingston!

The crowd show their distate for this comment.

And make no mistake about it i would have no problem taking out this fake wannabe right here. I mean, who are ya man?

The fake Kofi looks pertubed.

There is only room for one Kofi Kingston in this industry and that Kofi Kingston is ME, a former UCW X-Division, Intercontinental and Legends Champion as well as tha man who stole tha show at UCW Wrestlemania. What have you done so far man? Absolutely nothing, so i would suggest that you get out of my ring, walk out of my arena, stop using my name and get out of MY industry, because if you don’t, tha UCWs Jamaican Sensation is coming for you, and once tha uncontrolled Frenzy starts, theirs no stopping it! Tha UCWs Kofi Kingston is a legend, whilst tha CWA can only boast to have a fake, a copy...a Kofi JOHNSON!

Kofi holds his arms aloft, suddenly...

[RatedReality]

Kofi Kingston: Yo mon! Christian, listen to me pal. My home country ain't mad at me, they knew I was paying tribute to the Jamaican people. I've lived there all my life brah. You've gotta stop being a two-faced loser to these people dude. You've disrespected people from time to time, yet you went from WWE to TNA to WWE, now I wonder what TNA thinks of you? You must be crazy if you thought I was from Ghana in the first place, you're all joke. But let's start a-fresh here Christian, I respect you and you respect me, thankyou for welcoming me here in CWA and I'mma tell you one thing, get in my way and you'll be tasting Trouble in Paradise.

Kofi Johnson? Ya got that wrong boy, now don't you be disrespectin' me. I am Kofi Kingston from Ghana and I am promoting CWA ere boy. Now this UCW I hear of, I've heard of it, I respect it, your disrespect for other promotions is not on dawg. You gotta pay respect for people like me, where the real talent is, I'll prove it to you that CWA has it's talent. So dawg, as much as ya hate me, ya gotta know that I am Ghanian and there's trouble a-brewing here. I've got talent and boy, if you didn't see what just happened, I just beat Jericho! Now I'mma make a lot of impact here in CWA, just watch because ya boy Kofi Kingston is the Ghanian Sensation!

[Freakzilla]

Suddenly, a familiar theme hits the PA system. Jeff Hardy walks out onto the stage, but doesn't do his dance entrance. He looks around, laughs, and walks down to the ring. He's got on his jean pants he wears, and a sweatshirt. He rolls into the ring, looks at Christian, Kofi, and, erm, Kofi, and giggles.

Jeff Hardy:Heh, heh, heh, what's up guys?

He then wipes his nose with his sleeve before tripping over his own feet, and falling onto the mat. As he does so, bags of weed fall from his sweatshirt pocket. He sets up, and puts the bags back in his pocket, as he looks around to the other men in the ring.

[Slim]

In the midst of everything that has gone on… a voice is heard over the system. One that nobody is accustomed to for nobody has heard this voice in years.

???: For too long there has been an atrocity that has smeared his shit stained toilet tissue over the face of UCW. For too long there has been people running around like chickens with their heads cut off sputtering their blood over anything and everything rendering it utterly useless, pointless, and eventually worthless. But that time is long gone. He starts to laugh to himself. The time has come for someone to clean up the mess that has become UCW and it is time that THE TRUTH be revealed. For it is that very thing that will set each and every one of you free. It is THAT VERY THING that set me free long ago.

They say run from your demons for they will be your undoing. I say embrace those demons for they are not there to harm you. They are who you are. They are that ugly side of you that you don’t want anybody to know of that exists inside each and every one of you. Everybody has it… just so few are ever really fans of such… insanity. Of such lack of concern for your fellow man. Instead each and every one of you wish to care, wish to be loved, wish to be emulated, wish to be followed, wish that the next big thing is going to be you. That you’ll be the one that is to be remembered.

But I’ll tell you this…

IT WON’T HAPPEN!

There is a pause as he starts to laugh maniacally. Then once the laughter stops… he continues.

???: Don’t worry, don’t cry. It’s always hard the first time but it gets easier and easier each and every time you give in. It’s always difficult at first but you learn with each and every passing day what is real and what isn’t. You learn who really is there to support you and who is there to stab you in the back when the opportunity finally strikes. And when that time comes where will you be? If you continue on your road that you’re doing now… you’ll wind up face first in the middle of the ring spitting blood while the other stands tall over you laughing.

Follow my ways and you’ll be the one standing tall. But there lies the problem. There can be but one. There can be only one. There cannot be two. There cannot be any duplications, no replications, no imitations. Just… solely… only one…

The lights go out in the arena for a little bit and when they come back on there is someone in the ring.



???: Brian Pillman.


OOC: I've always wanted to do something like this so... what's the verdict?

[STP]

With everything happening, an echoing guitar cord is played...

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Brock Lesnars theme hits the PA System and the fans go absolutely nuts. The steady beat of his music starts and Brock comes bursting out from behind the curtain dressed to compete. He flexes and rolls his shoulders before bouncing up and down on the entrance ramp. He finishes with his signature taunt before strutting down the ramp. Brock looks all business as he stops at the edge of the ring. He bounces again before jumping all the way up to the apron and the pyro explodes!



The crowd continues to cheer as Lesnar makes his way through everybody and grabs a microphone from the ring crew. He then speaks:

Brock Lesnar
The Next Big Thing

Ladies and Gentlemen I am BACK in a professional wrestling ring, and I'll be the first one to admit I missed this place. I missed you people, I missed some of the boys in the back, and I sure as hell missed, F5ing the holy hell out of anybody who stands in my way!

The fans roar with approval from Lesnar

As you may know, I've never been much of a talker. But I think my track record speaks for itself really. Been champ a number of times, beaten all the Legends they threw in front of me, kicked more ass then any of you have combined. Simply put, am I the most dominant figure EVER in sports entertainment, and all of you have been put on notice. I've come back to win, and there are no exceptions, no excuses, and no bulls**t on top of it all! Does one of you have the balls to step up to Brock Lesnar, the Next and Current Big thing? If you do, speak now or forever hold your peace. Because I'll end up shutting all of you up sooner then you think. Hello championship gold, you got my name written all over you. So I suggest if you dont want to be run over right now, You stay out of my way. Because Brock Lesnar is here! And it's time to kick some ass!

The crowd cheers loudly again for Lesnar as he waits for a response.


ooc: So forum, whatcha think?

[STP]

Amidst the chaos of Superstars, a familiar drum beat is heard..

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"No More Words" is played through the PA system and yet again, another HUGE pop from the crowd. To the crowds amazement, Jeff Hardy steps through the curtain looking as excited as ever. He is dressed to compete, and his newly dyed blond hair is thrown back in a pony tail. He goes out onto the stage, and hits his signature "Hand Gunz" pose and throws his arms around wildly before his pyro explodes behind him. Hardy then jogs down towards the ring, slapping the hands of his many fans on the railing. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the farthest corner of the ring, and jumps up, hitting his trademark pose again. He jumps down with a bang and grabs a microphone from the ring technician. The crowd settles down Hardy speaks.



Jeff Hardy: I never thought I'd get to say this, but I am so happy to be here right now. You have no idea.

The crowd cheers Jeff again.

Jeff Hardy: What a year I have had, what a series of ,I would say, unfortunate events that have passed. But its another day, another minute I get to breathe sleep and eat Wrestling. It's my passion, it's where I am my best, and my worst, but it's where I am always appreciated. Especially by you fans right here, right now.

Another cheer from the fans.

Jeff Hardy: Alright, before everybody makes fun of Me for being a big sap, it's business time. I've been up and down, throughout CWA and UCW, not to mention ETW. I've had good, I've had bad. I've fought my demons, and wrestled my opponents only to come back and say; what the hell went wrong Jeff? I've lost so much respect around here because of what happened lately, and I've probably lost just about all credibility I had in the first place. All the years of work and spirit I put in, are just gone without a trace. I stand before you, at the bottom, and I want to be back at the top more then anybody out here right now. You give me a chance, and I swear that Brass ring will be mine sooner then you think. I've been doubted, yeah, plenty of times. I've been through it all, to say the least. So if there's anything I know what NOT to do now, it's screw up. I've been there, I'm clean now, I'm a better guy then who I was. It was a struggle, but thats the least of my problems. I want, to be at the very top of the ladder again, and I swear I will not rest, I will not eat, or stray from my goal until I get it! I am the Legend Thriller for a reason, and on top of coming back to entertain you all, this is about retribution, this is about revenge, and most importantly, its about... Respect! And dammit, I am the man for the job if at any other time in my life I am ready, I am ready Now. Give me a chance, and I'll show the real meaning, of desire.


ooc: Nowhere near Justin, but what do you think Forum?

[Pinkish]

Just testing the waters.

Break the walls Down!!!

Jericho's music hits the PA system. The pyro goes off. The arena is shaking with Y2J Chants.

Jericho emerges from the smoke caused by the pyro. He stops at the middle of the ramp as he gives the crowd a cold stare.

He continues to walk towards the ring as the crowd keeps on chanting "Y2J! Y2J!"

Jericho: Before I start, for those people chanting Y2J, you can shut your dirty, germ incubating mouths.

I am the best in the world in what I do. I am Chris Jericho. I am the physical manifestation of success and greatness. I am a record holding 9-time intercontinental champion. I also held the world championship on numerous occations. I am a success in life.

Jericho pauses and looks at the crowd.

Jericho:Yet... Despite of my prestige, I find myself in this Jungle you call a hometown. This dirty kitchen sink you call an arena. You people sicken me.

A heavy booing fills the arena. The Y2J chants are now gone.

Jericho: Last week, I had a match with <insert name here>....

The crowd cheers after Jericho mentions <name here>'s name. Jericho was interrupted.

Jericho: I was a victim of a conspiracy. I should have won the match if it wasn't for that stupid referee's biased descision. I should have won the match and took my title back.

Jericho pauses and looks at the crowd.

Jericho: I am a world class athlete. I don't need your cheers as much as <Name here> needs them. I don't need any of you gelatinous tapeworms chanting my name. I am a man that stands on my own feet unlike your hero.

<Name here>, I deserve a rematch. This time we do it under my terms. My rules. I am the reason why this show is still airing therefore, I should dictate how things should run here. I want a no disqualification match for the title.

Jericho steps out of the ring and gets a steel chair.

Jericho: This chair will be the same chair that will go into your skull. I will break each and every bone in your body using this. This same chair will break the hearts of all of these hypocrites who support you. Come sunday, I will once again become, for the unprecedented 10th time, the intercontinental champion...

Jericho stops and smirks at the crowd.

Jericho: The funny thing is, none of you parasites can do anything about it.

Jericho drops the mic and heads to the ramp as "Break the walls down" is being played again.

[RatedReality]

OOC: Pinkish, are you in an E-Fed? I liked your Jericho.

Eric Escobar appears on the titantron.

Eric Escobar: Chris... Jericho? I heard your name being thrown around like a disease. So not cool... your whining and complaining bores me. I am Eric Escobar, as some of you may know Vickie is my girlfriend and I'd like to introduce her.

Vickie Guerrero: EXCUSE ME!

The crowd boo's heavily as...

[thejkdog]

Kofi and Shelton look towards each other and share exasperated looks. Shelton is first to raise the mic to his mouth.

Shelton: Kofi, i think we’ve got another Ted DiBiase on our hands...

Kofi Kingston: I think you’re right man.

Shelton: I dunno man, i’m not sure if i could take another dose of DiBiase-ness.

Kofi Kingston: If we wanna win at Bad Blood, we’re gonna have too.

Shelton: True, but my obliques have only just stopped hurting after last week!

Kofi Kingston: Aha fair point man but come on, poor Carlito’not onto us here, let’s let him in on tha joke before he injures himself thinkin’.

Kofi and Shelton chucklel as they turn towards Carlito.

Ya see Carlito, last week on Raw we faced our old friend Ted DiBiase, and Ted, well let’s just say he aint tha sharpest tool in tha shed. Poor guy went around copying everythin i said, makin false accusations, lame jokes and basically acting like a retard...and well, you’re sort of reminding us off him right now.

Shelton smiles as he raises his mic again.

Shelton Benjamin: Hmm, where should we start? Well, the hair is a bad move but i think i’ll let him off with that one...how about that ridiculous statement he made about me and Layla always running our mouths and doing nothing else...please, did you not watch Raw last week Carlito, i won! Oh wait, it gets better, ‘when was the last time i wrestled’. Um yeah, Carlito man, it was like two days ago, the same time you last wrestled. What else we got there? Layla is no sensational sherry...well you’re right on that one, Layla is MUCH better looking than Sherry and the message i’m getting is that you’re calling her a slut? Hmm, when was the last time she did anything remotably slutty? Come on Carlito, at least put some effort into these false accusations, this is ridiculous.

Shelton shakes his head and Kofi steps forward.

Kofi Kingston: Shelton...it gets better...

Shelton laughs as Kofi continues.

This is a good one man, straight from tha ‘how to insult ya opponent handbook’ are ya ready for this one?........’How many entrance themes do ya want?’

Shelton clutches his stomach and falls against the ropes.

What an absolute classic that is, i’m gonna have to use that one day. It gets EVEN better, Shelton, did ya know that i am not even Jamaican?

Shelton: Yep.

Kofi Kingston: Even though i’ve lived in Jamaica all my life?

Shelton: Still not Jamaican.

Kofi Kingston:My parents are Jamaican?

Shelton: Still not Jamaican.

Kofi Kingston: I can provide a birth certificate saying that i am Jamaican?

Shelton: Still not Jamaican.

Kofi Kingston: Hmm what about my Jamaican Citizenship?

Shelton: Still not Jamaican.

Shelton and Kofi begin laughing at Carlito’s expense. Kofi controls himself before continuing.

Kofi Kingston: Oh man, this guy is even worse than DiBiase! I mean, i’m supposedly a bad wrestler who has accomplished nothing! Forget having tha longest X-Division Title reign of all time, forget being a former Intercontinental and Legends Champion, forget beating HBK at Wrestlemania, if Carlito says i suck, then i suck, right? Wait...suck, i’m onto it, lemme try this. Suck – something that Layla is used to giving!

Kofi laughs again and Layla smiles. The nWo are loving Carlitos idiocity.

But anyway, guys, guys, let’s be serious for a minute here. John Bradshaw Layfield. A businessman if i ever saw one, may i congratulate ya on coming out here and making tha right decision to fight alongside tha nWo, may i also congratualte ya on acknowledging that ya arn’t and will never be a part of this faction. Kudos to ya John.

Kofi claps sarcastically at Layfield before...

[Slim]

OOC:

Well since nobody else is... I'll start.

Brock: He's okay but he doesn't seem very Brockish. I'd really say give Brock a mouth piece and that way Brock won't have to talk so much unless he really needs to. But yeah... he's okay but... that's bout it.

Jericho: Your Jericho is good. Not sure what he was ranting on about but he was good. He flows, he talks well, he sounds like a normal person. Not much wrong with him at all.

[Cwalker]

The arena is engulfed in silence until......

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The unfamiliar theme of the newest acquistion is heard. From out behind the curtain, out walks Armando Alejandro Estrada to a massive amount of boos. He walks out in his usual white vest, and hat with a cigar hanging proudly from his mouth. He gets in the ring, asks for a mic and begins to speak.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Todos Eschuchan Mi, Eschuchan Mi. Everyone Listen.....To Me, ha-ha. My name es Armando Alejando Essssttttrrrraaaadda. And I'm back in the como se dice, big leagues. I'm sure most of you remember me from my days in the WWE, well that didn't work out to well. Sometimes you got to roll the cigar a different way, amigos. I'm back to win championships, and leave destruction in my wake. But I'm not going to do alone. Amigos, allow me to re-introuduce, "The Samoan Bulldozer, Ummmaaagggaaa!!!!

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Out walks Umaga, a man most wrestling fans have not seen in months. Just looking at this monster is enough to cause small children to hide in fear. As Umaga makes his way down the ramp, Estrada stands in the ring, with a look of rejoice on his face. Umaga finally enters the squared circle, his music lowers, and Estrada begins to speak again.

Estrada: Chu see muchachos, Umaga is back to handle some unfinished business, ha-ha. We left the WWE on some not so good terms, pero this is a brand new stage. Umaga is back to leave this entire company is a bodycast. We will bulldoze our way to the top going through everone that you chulos have to offer. You will all remember the name Umaga, and you will all remember that my name es Armando Alejandro ESTRRRRRRRRADDDDDAAA!!!

OOC: Short, but what do you think. Approve, disapprove let me know either way

[RatedReality]

An unknown theme song hits the PA System as a male walks out wearing an English jacket and black trunks. He is also wearing black glasses.

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This male walks up to the steel steps before entering the ring, he then shakes hands with Drew McIntyre before speaking on the microphone.




Desmond Wolfe: Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to formally introduce myself. My name is Desmond Wolfe. To my friends it's just Wolfe but to you wankers it's Mr. Wolfe. Now you pissants in the ring talking about CWA and UCW and the norm bore-fest, remember I am not here to brag about being The Next Big Thing, indeed I AM THE THING!

Once I get myself back into the ring, not only you pissants will have to face me but your going to pay your respect to me. Currently I'm on UCW WCW Thunder managing my long time friend Drew McIntyre, you see the World Elite is a team of dignity and teamwork. You wankers in the crowd constantly cheer for your American heroes such as Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle, John Cena and it sickens me to see you cheer for someone who is just selling merchandise for you. You see World Elite doesn't need to sell itself to the world, we're known for our demolition over America, you people are nothing but a bunch of racist faggots and Desmond Wolfe here will be making sure you pissants don't come our way. Because if you do, you're going to pay consequences!

[Freakzilla]

OOC: Let's Test out a little JBL shall we? Lemme know what ya'll think ...

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As the Wall Street bells toll, the crowd begins to boo, as a limo drives out onto the stage. Suddenly, the sun roof opens up, as John Bradshaw Layfield, sticks his big fat mug out of it. He's all smiles, and motions to the crowd.

As he motions the crowd, they boo even louder, he then bends down in his limo, and grabs something. He brings a microphone to his mouth, and begins to speak.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield: Ladies and Gentlemen, please, please quit down. Now, I understand, most of you used all of last year's salary to pay for tonight's ticket to see me, but sadly, I have come out here not to wrestle, but to talk to you. That's even better, right? Instead of just showcasing my Hall of Fame wrestling talent, I am out here talking directly to all of you. Now, why I am out here, is because, well, quite frankly, you people just don't understand something. You see, this past Sunday was Cyber Sunday, and I was one of the candidates for the UCW World Heavyweight Championship match. It was me and The Undertaker, and the person you all voted in, would get to challenge John Cena for the World Title. But who did you poor, miscreants choose? Not I, the WRESTLING GOD! No, you chose The Undertaker. And what happened? He lost.

JBL then points up to the titantron, as we see the footage of Cena pinning Taker. JBL then begins to speak once the footage is over.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield: But you see, I think I know why you all did that. You did it, so you all could rig it, and Cena would retain. Because you all know that Cena could NEVER defeat a WRESTLING GOD, like myself. But you see, I'm here to tell you all, that you made a huge mistake. Choosing Cena was the wrong decision, because now I have a drive. I've went to General Manager Stephanie McMahon, and I am going be receiving a title shot against John Cena next week on Monday Night Raw! You wanna know why?

JBL then points up the titantron.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield: That's why! You see, there are winners, there are legends, there are Hall of Famers, but I'm something much, much more. I am a WRESTLING ...

He inhales, and then exhales, before finishing his speech.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield: .. GOD!!!

JBL then puts his mic back down in his limo, as his music hits again, and he waves goodbye to the crowd, with a smile on his face. They boo him, as he goes back into his limo, and closes the sun roof. The limo then backs up, up the ramp, and back to the back.

[SeñorBlockito]

Silence amongst the crowd before an Arabian tounge is spoken and the you hear. WE ARE WORLD ELITE....

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Eric Young appears walking down to the ring with a smirk on his fans the fans shower him with boos. He gazes at the fans before entering the ring. He goes under the ropes and gives the fans one more stare before he begins to speak...




Eric Young:

Just the kind of respect I thought you lousy disrespectful Americans would show such an International star like me!

The boos begins to echo louder as Young raises his mic and begins to speak again..

Young:

You know each and every superstar in the back is afraid of international talent. Stars like Bret Hart, Owen Hart, The Great Muta, Jushin Thunder Liger, Ediie Guerrero, and the names go on and on and on. You are jealous of us and is why people like you dislike people like me, because I am the future of success and you fans can not do a damn thing about it!

More boos from the fans...

Young:

The World Elite is here just to show all of you fat disrepectful American Pigs what talent looks like!

Boos echo until....

[The King of Harts]

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Bret:Yo JBL im really happy for you and ima let you finish but The Rock had one of the best wwe title runs of all time.

Owen:Eric is right we are all the greatest superstars ever

Dynamite:True owen look at Kofi and Umaga.Jericho remember your canadian so you help us against these american pigs.

The crowd boos the foundation

Bret:Brian do you remember those day it was just you me davey and jim and o...

Before bret can finish he gets interupted by ....

[STP]

OOC: This post was made pretending this is UCW Thunder. Get it? got it? good.
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"Ooooo Chavo!"

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The latin music of Chavo Guerrero hits the PA system and the fans, knowing his history start too boo. Out from the curtain comes Chavo dressed in jeans and an Affliction t-shirt ready to receive the boos. He struts out like only he can, posing on the stage before making his way down towards the ring. Guerrero makes his way down the ramp, and points at a fan and starts to argue with him before rolling into the ring. He grabs a microphone and speaks when his music is cut.



Chavo Guerrero: Listen up people, my name is Chavo Guerrero and for far, FAR too long you fans have tarnished the value and legacy behind my name. Guerrero, is not a name that you pity, its not a name that you milk careers out of, its a name you Respect! I've been in the dog house more often then not when I come forward and say that, but now, now in WCW Thunder where I can speak freely... I know Guerrero is going to be a household name once again. You can try and bring the Guerreros down but I will not stand for anything less then the respect I deserve and if you have a problem with little Chavito heat baby, you better take it up with my foot as it goes where the sun dont shine hombre!

The fans boo Chavo for his angry words, but Chavo continues.

Chavo Guerrero: You know what, Shut up! I don't need your support anyway. You'd think a man, trying to regain the respect for his family would get cheers but oh no, ooooh no it's just too obvious where the line is drawn now. I get it.. You people are nothing but one dimensional pencil pushers. Yeah, Yeah you better believe it too! Because it's gonna come back and haunt you people when Chavo the champ gets to say, "I told you so!". You know what? When I'm Hardcore Champion on Thunder, I'll make sure I go out of my way to fight in the crowd just so I get that slim chance of punching you jackass fans in the face!

Chavo is starting to get some good heat now, in a bad way, as he continues speaking.

Chavo Guerrero: You know, I heard that WCW Thunder will be reinstating the 24/7 rule sometime in the near future. That means that little Braveheart rip off, Drew whatshisface, better watch his back. Because with the name Guerrero on the roster, you better know that I will Lie Cheat and Steal my way to that belt and become the greatest Hardcore champion, Ever! So watch your back Esse, Chavito Guerrero is comin' for you homes and there's gonna be a new Hardcore Sheriff in town real soon. Real soon.

The fans boo Guerrero as he continues to draw heat from the crowd. The Mexican Warrior stands in the ring and awaits a response.




OOC: Alright, feedback please?

[Freakzilla]

UCW or whatever ...

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"I'm So Hood" by DJ Khaled hits the PA system as the crowd seems a lil confused. Suddenly, they pop huge as a usual face is seen walking from the back.



JTG walks out onto the stage, and has a smirk on his face. He's got on his typical gangsta shit, and looks out to the crowd, and poses for a sec.





He then pulls a mic from his back pocket, and begins to speak.

JTG: How ya'll niggas doin tonite? Iight I get right down to it fo ya'll. Shad ain't out hurr cause i done left him at home. Afta thinkin it all ova, tha reason i wasn't makin it big, ya see, is cause Shad was holdin me back. So I dropped him quick, and I'm here back in UCW, to gangsta it up. Ya'll wanna see it done dirty here in UCW? Well ya got Jay Tee Gee to do it up right fo ya.

The crowd seems to be giving him a mized reaction.

JTG: Naw naw naw, I said I'ma get it gangsta up in hurr! Now ya'll jus sit back n watch dis shit, cause I'ma show you how it done.

JTG then sets down the mic, and goes to the back. He comes back out a minute later, with Shad tied to a chair. He sets the chair on the stage, as Shad is going ecstatic. The crowd is booing, as JTG takes Shad's wallet. He goes through it, takes his money & credit card, and then pulls a gun out of his back pocket. He puts it up to Shad's head, and pulls the trigger. The arena goes silent, as blood splatters, and Shad & the chair fall over.

JTG: Das whassup.

JTG then runs away as cops go after him, and EMT's come out to check on the seemingly dead Shad.

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I just killed Shad.

[STP]

Stand Back! There's a Hurricane Coming Through!

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The Hurricanes music hits the PA system and the fans roar with cheers as the resident superhero bursts out from behind the curtain and spins around, cape flying behind him. He takes a step onto the stage and slips and falls onto his ass from all the blood from Shad. He looks at his hands covered in blood, and looks a little terrified. He wipes it on his cape and grabs a microphone from the floor and addresses JTG.

The Hurricane: Holy whack job and murderous murders citizen JTG! What in the name of the civil justice system do you think you're doing?!

JTG is all like "whut?" while Hurricane looks incredibly stupid and perplexed

The Hurricane: Citizen JTG, you cannot just kill your former and now deceased tag team partner. That is not the righteous way J, that is not the... Superhero way! What is troubling you citizen JTG? Why, why would you exterminate your so called friend Shad? Answer The Hurricane... Whats up wit dat!?

JTG doesnt look too enthusiastic about answering The Hurricanes question, Hurricane continues.

The Hurricane: Do not force the Hurricane's hand, JTG. For I will have too interrogate you if you do not comply Citizen. And The Hurricane, is not one to tickle the answers out lightly. Be warned JTG!, The Hurricane offers you salvation with the power of Justice system and if you do not accept the offer I place before thee.. I will have to arrest you Citizen JTG on the account of a murderously murder of one Shad Gaspard!

[Freakzilla]

JTG looks at Hurricane and is all like whaddafuck?

JTG: Shiiit man like yu know whats goin on at all. Dawg I had muh reasons fo takin Shad outta dis place. He'd been ridin on muh back all thru his contract n i think its bout time i end it.

JTG then points the gun in Hurricane's direction.

JTG: And don't you be thinkin I won't take your green ass out next, dawg. I ain't afraid. Don't believe me?

JTG then looks over at Lillian Garcia, who is doing the ring announcing, and pulls the trigger.



Blood goes flying as she falls into her chair, with a bullet hole in her chest.

JTG: See what I mean, nigga? I ain't messin round. I'm serious wit dis shit. I want me a match or somethin right now! And I ain't gon stop killing people till I get one! I want a title shot! A world title shot nigga!

JTG then pulls a bunch of clips out of his pockets, and sets them down in the mat.

JTG: Look at dis, dis shit aint no joke. I'll put a bullet in anyone that wants to try n stop me, nigga. You come up to this ring and you be next, fool.

JTG then motions for Hurricane to come to the ring.

[Cwalker]

The arena sits in silence and waits. After what seems like an eternity, some new unkown music begins to play.......

Oh You Didn't Know.....

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The crowd pops as out walks "Road Dogg" Jesse James from behind the curtain. He is fully draped in DX attire and his energy is off the charts. Hee continues to make his way down the ramp, dancing along the way, and giving out high-fives. Once he's finally in the ring, he begins to speak.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James: Cut the music, cut the damn music. The Dogg is back in the pound. You see, I'm sitting in my trailer one day, and I get a call from the suits in UCW. They wanted me to come back, and do it how I usually do it, you know, doggystyle. And to be honest, I didn't know if I should do it or not. To compete in this ring, I need to be in top physical form, so what did I do? I finished my 3-piece and a biscuit from KFC, finished my budwieser and got here on the first thing smoking. But of course, I couldn't come alone. You all know good things come in two's.

Just then, Road Dogg does the overhand point(stolen from the nWo) towards the entrance ramp. The crowd waits in anticipation, and then......

I'm An Ass Man!!!!

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Out walks "Badd Ass" Billy Gunn, and the crowd continues to lose there mind. Gunn continues to make his way to the ring, once he enters, he and James touck knuckles and "Road Dogg" continues to speak.

"Road Dogg": Ok, you have to excuse me, as I ain't done in this in a while. Finally...Road Dogg has come back....wait, that's not it. Ok here it is, I'm the limousine riding, WOOO!!!!, Jet-Flying, Damnit, that's not it either. Alright, I got it......."Are You Ready?"

"Road Dogg's" last comment gets a pop from the smarks in the audience. But he finally gets serious and begins to address the crowd for real.

"Road Dogg": Ok, let's get real. Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. UCW SmackDown is proud to present to you, it's soon to be UCW Tag-Team Champions of the Worrrlllddd, The "Road Dogg" Jesse James and The "Badd Ass" Billy Gunn, The New Age Outlaws.

"Badd Ass" Billy Gunn: And if you're not down with that, then we've got two words for ya!!

The crowd finishes up and cheers "Suck It"

Billy Gunn: You see, the band is back together. Jesse over here called me up one day and we began to talk about all the garbage in wrestling today. More specifically, this piece of crap known as UCW. UCW boasts about how it has this great tag-team division, but all I see is a bunch of no-name singles wrestlers thrown together to make a tag-team. I mean, are you serious, Carlito & Melina, Vader & Corino, Booker T & Kurt Angle, what kind of bull is this. But you see, now that we're back all that is going to change, and there will be a new damn in UCW. The dawn of The New Age Outlaws.

OOC-JTG plz don't kill me lol